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Anonym fragte:

you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

pluckyyoungdonna:

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

Listerine enema oh my god

thedragonbornlives:

not-all-cannibals:

paintyoubarakat:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

'release the penguins'

'All harpists stand up and wait'
'Begin turning flame up slowly'
'Sell mute'

fave piano piece

(Quelle: someone-inconspicuous)

whoneedsfeminism:

I need feminism because: when I reported a male teacher for sexual assault…

  • I was told by students who were not there at the time it happened that “You shouldn’t have reported him.”
  • I had to miss my classes whilst the investigation was going on. He continued to teach as usual.
  • He suffered little to no consequences, whilst I was seen as a lying bitch.
  • The panel who dealt with it were all males aged 40-60.
  • This teacher is known by almost all students to be a pervert.
  • AND I STILL HAVE HIM AS A TEACHER, ONE YEAR ON, DESPITE THERE BEIN MANY OTHER TEACHERS IN HIS SUBJECT. MY TIMETABLE “CANNOT” BE CHANGED.

thisiswhynobodylikesme fragte:

i especially love how all you reply to asks with are caps

asskawa:

I do it because:

  1. Words aren’t enough sometimes
  2. It’s feels like reading a book without any pictures (boring)
  3. A simple “yes” or “no” is boring, so I have to be like “Yes, also, remember that one time _____ (enter cap here) 
  4. Example: Q: “Hinata is a first year right?” 

A: Yes, also remember that one time he followed Ushijima to his giant school and was excited because they had horses at their school

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